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thisdanobrien:

May 14th, 1972

Dear Mom,

Hi Mom! Gosh, where do I start? The weather’s been good (perfect for rabbit season), sessions with my speech therapist seem to be going well (I hope to be able to wish you a “MERRY” Christmas this year, not “Mewwy.” That’ll be my gift to you!) and I’m making lots of…

Best humor weekend longread you’ll find.

readyforperfect:

he did one for every state, but this tweet is so important to me

He really did.

readyforperfect:

he did one for every state, but this tweet is so important to me

He really did.

He’s useless in a hospital!

R.I.P., you seemingly ageless badass.

So if that’s a supervolcano…

…why are we all super chill about the one sitting under Yellowstone right now?

THIS WEEK ON THE PODCAST: Do you have what it takes to survive a mega earthquake? Will the zombies just kind of wear themselves out? What good is hiding in a basement during a nuclear blast if the radiation will just kill all of us a week later anyway? Host Adam Tod Brown welcomes Brett Rader and Cracked editor Alex Schmidt to discuss all of this and more!

Apocalyptic Scenarios You’d Probably Survive

What’s tonight? Motherfucking comedy, that’s what’s tonight. Come to westsidecomedytheater and see the best stand-ups in LA, i.e.:
David Huntsberger
Ryan Stout
Ester-Kay Steinberg
Jono Zalay
Grant Cotter
Greg Santos
Laura Mannino
Jose Alvarez
Adam Tod Brown
It’s tonight. It’s five bucks. And if you wanna have a great night it’s mandatory goddamn viewing.

What’s tonight? Motherfucking comedy, that’s what’s tonight. Come to westsidecomedytheater and see the best stand-ups in LA, i.e.:

It’s tonight. It’s five bucks. And if you wanna have a great night it’s mandatory goddamn viewing.

sarapocock:

Here’s a color version of the line animation from earlier (a higher-quality swf version is located here)!  I am happy to report that Kyle and David are the loveliest people imaginable and I was genuinely touched by their reaction to my dumb little animated loop.
Do yourself a favor and immediately start listening to Professor Blastoff if you haven’t heard it yet.  Seriously, treat yourself.  You’re WORTH it.

Raddest Professor Blastoff animation ever! And see David do stand-up on tomorrow night’s Unpopular Opinion live show. There are still a few tickets and it’s still just $5.

sarapocock:

Here’s a color version of the line animation from earlier (a higher-quality swf version is located here)!  I am happy to report that Kyle and David are the loveliest people imaginable and I was genuinely touched by their reaction to my dumb little animated loop.

Do yourself a favor and immediately start listening to Professor Blastoff if you haven’t heard it yet.  Seriously, treat yourself.  You’re WORTH it.

Raddest Professor Blastoff animation ever! And see David do stand-up on tomorrow night’s Unpopular Opinion live show. There are still a few tickets and it’s still just $5.

cracked:

Remember that 30 Rock episode where Liz Lemon goes back to her hometown high school reunion to rub her success in those bullies’ faces…only to realize she was the bully all along?

Because you might be doing the same thing right now in your head.

THIS WEEKJason Pargin (David Wong) and Jack O’Brien talk about the “filter” in our brains that makes us remember everything the wrong way. We are all Michael Jordan (in a bad way), and click play above to find out why everyone from advertisers to politicians is trying to build that narrative in your head for you.

14 Ways Your Memory Is a Filthy Liar

Answer the question, Kelsey.

Won’t it be great to buy weed at your local 7-Eleven? You know…

…the same place that’s breading microwaved Velveeta triangles with Dorito crumbs?

THIS WEEK ON THE PODCAST: Should we trust tobacco companies to not put insane chemicals in our weed should they ever get their greedy hands in the game? Do we really need federal legalization or is state by state good enough? Host Adam Tod Brown welcomes comics David Huntsberger (Professor Blastoff) and Lou Perez (Greg and Lou) to discuss all of this and more!

Why Corporate America Will Ruin Weed