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That looks like a hell of a show! See it at westsidecomedytheater Sunday.

That looks like a hell of a show! See it at westsidecomedytheater Sunday.

cracked:

Neil Young’s making an amazing new music player. He’s not making it so you can hear this.
5 Famous Albums You Won’t Believe You Can’t Buy Anymore

#5. Neil Young’s First-Ever Live Album
Following the success of Harvest, Neil Young’s record label wanted another album just like it and his fans wanted him to go on tour and play every song from it. He gave all of those people none of those things. Instead, his official follow-up to the expert craftsmanship of Harvest was a circus of an album called Time Fades Away, which consisted of completely new songs recorded while on a stadium tour of the United States. By that, I don’t mean he used his downtime to hit the studio. No, he literally recorded the songs live onstage in front of scores of fans who’d never heard them before.

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cracked:

Neil Young’s making an amazing new music player. He’s not making it so you can hear this.

5 Famous Albums You Won’t Believe You Can’t Buy Anymore

#5. Neil Young’s First-Ever Live Album

Following the success of Harvest, Neil Young’s record label wanted another album just like it and his fans wanted him to go on tour and play every song from it. He gave all of those people none of those things. Instead, his official follow-up to the expert craftsmanship of Harvest was a circus of an album called Time Fades Away, which consisted of completely new songs recorded while on a stadium tour of the United States. By that, I don’t mean he used his downtime to hit the studio. No, he literally recorded the songs live onstage in front of scores of fans who’d never heard them before.

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Hey have you ever heard the guitar riff at the start of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”?

Because you probably caught it on the 28 songs that came before it.

THIS WEEK ON THE PODCASTCracked’s Randall Maynard and Josh Sargent join Adam Tod Brown to ask if there’s a bigger dick than that guy who sings that “Drops of Jupiter” song, if Imagine Dragons is a real band, and if Bruce Springsteen with just a guitar is better than any other musical experience in the world.

Songs that Should Disappear Forever

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thisdanobrien:

May 14th, 1972

Dear Mom,

Hi Mom! Gosh, where do I start? The weather’s been good (perfect for rabbit season), sessions with my speech therapist seem to be going well (I hope to be able to wish you a “MERRY” Christmas this year, not “Mewwy.” That’ll be my gift to you!) and I’m making lots of…

Best humor weekend longread you’ll find.

readyforperfect:

he did one for every state, but this tweet is so important to me

He really did.

readyforperfect:

he did one for every state, but this tweet is so important to me

He really did.

He’s useless in a hospital!

R.I.P., you seemingly ageless badass.

So if that’s a supervolcano…

…why are we all super chill about the one sitting under Yellowstone right now?

THIS WEEK ON THE PODCAST: Do you have what it takes to survive a mega earthquake? Will the zombies just kind of wear themselves out? What good is hiding in a basement during a nuclear blast if the radiation will just kill all of us a week later anyway? Host Adam Tod Brown welcomes Brett Rader and Cracked editor Alex Schmidt to discuss all of this and more!

Apocalyptic Scenarios You’d Probably Survive

What’s tonight? Motherfucking comedy, that’s what’s tonight. Come to westsidecomedytheater and see the best stand-ups in LA, i.e.:
David Huntsberger
Ryan Stout
Ester-Kay Steinberg
Jono Zalay
Grant Cotter
Greg Santos
Laura Mannino
Jose Alvarez
Adam Tod Brown
It’s tonight. It’s five bucks. And if you wanna have a great night it’s mandatory goddamn viewing.

What’s tonight? Motherfucking comedy, that’s what’s tonight. Come to westsidecomedytheater and see the best stand-ups in LA, i.e.:

It’s tonight. It’s five bucks. And if you wanna have a great night it’s mandatory goddamn viewing.